I’VE NO IDEA WHO THIS IS

But they look mysterious and cool and came with the template, so I’ll leave them for now. Plus if you squint hard enough, it could be me. If they had ginger hair. And looked crap in hats.

They’re probably a prop-hand-turned-dog-book-editor-turned-copywriter too, who’s worked at some lovely places like 4Creative, Ogilvy, Engine and now VMLY&R, picking up a few plaudits along the way.

But I doubt they’ve served Sheridan Smith the worst coffee she’s ever had. That one’s all me.